You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...