Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...