Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?