What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...