Black Eye
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Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
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New Viagra Product Lines!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...