Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...