A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
fulfill a lifelong dream
|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...