Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...