Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...