Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...