Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...