Top ten signs that you are too drunk
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Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...