The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...