Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...