A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!