Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...