The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...