Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...