How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...