Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...