What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...