Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...