I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...