The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...