Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...