Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...