One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...