Pneumonia
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold....
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...