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Florida driver’s license!
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Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
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Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
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Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...