Real opcodes
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Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...