Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...