Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...