A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...