How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...