Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...