Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate....
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...