New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...