M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.