Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...