The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...