Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...