Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...