Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.