Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...