Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.