How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Got to glow now!
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
A brain goes to a local bar
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Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
The Tyson one-liners
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A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...