Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...