Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...