4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...