Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...